What's it all about?

Swimming basically. Quite a long way. Across the whole Solent.

And ok, lets be honest, it isn't like it is as big as the channel or the ocean, but we reckon it is far enough. About 5km's in total. And given the added challenges of very strong tides and sodding great big boats that we need to avoid, it should be a fair old bit of a challenge.

The plan is to swim early morning one weekend in the summer. At the moment we have got a couple of different weekend's penned in for June but we won't know exactly which until nearer the time as we need good conditions - swimming in a force 9 hoolie won't be that much fun...

And its not all shit and giggles (because it sounds so much fun already right?) - we are doing it for a good cause - Cystic Fibrosis Trust

Click here and you can go to our justgiving page - sure you've done it before - all easy, secure and if that's not enough incentive, the kind Mr Darling will give CFT all of your donation without skimming off any tax - well it just doesn't get better than that now does it?

how hard can it be???

So looking out of my office window today i'm thinking, how hard can it be to swim a few Kms in the sunshine? Sound more like a holiday boys, but hey, you're still my watery heroes. Good luck with the training...

Cystic Fibrosis Trust - Our Very Great Cause

So why are we doing this? Pretty simple really - to raise bucket loads of cash for a fantastic cause - the Cystic Fibrosis Trust.

Cystic Fibrosis is the UK’s most common life-threatening inherited disease. It affects over 8,000 people in the UK, with over two million people in the UK carrying the faulty gene that causes Cystic Fibrosis – around 1 in 25 of the population.

Cystic Fibrosis affects the internal organs, especially the lungs and digestive system, by clogging them with sticky mucus. This makes it hard to breathe and digest food. Each week, five babies are born with Cystic Fibrosis and each week three young lives are lost to CF.

http://www.cftrust.org.uk/

So yes, we know there is a credit crunch, a recession and the endless banging on of Robert Peston to content with, but if you could fnd even a few of your hard earned sheckles to donte to this exceptionally good cause, we would be extremely grateful

And in 2 months time, as we are knackered, freezing cold and about to be run down by a super-tanker, it would be great to know that it is all worth it for the huge amount of money we have raised

On your Blocks - the Swimmers

Phelps bailed out when he realised that he would be facing the talent of real swimmers

They said it couldn't be done. They said that never in the field of human achivement would we see the day. They hadn't counted on Dom (but they pretty much had Garnetto's number right).

Anyway, looking to prove them wrong (i'm not really sure who THEY are - feel free to let us know on the link below) are the 2 giants of men - for the inside track on them, see below:

DOM POLONIECKI:(in the words of Mrs P)

Dom has been through something of a radical transformation since announcing, post one too many babyshams, that he would be embarking on this adventure. Latterly I've seen him mouthing to himself in the mirror "moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty", as he assumes the role of "Merman" from one of his icons, Derek Zoolander.

Dom is insisting that it's the philanthropy that's driving him to do this, but the reality is, since seeing David Walliams all lubed up in goose fat, he's talked about little else.

As you can see, it's Dom's treetrunk like pins that will power him through to the Isle of Wight, I only hope the locals don't think an asylum seeker has managed to make it all the way from Cuba.

I will, of course, be standing on the shoreline, a very proud wife, waving Dom's favourite rainbow flag for inspiration. He's my hero.

Please donate all you can for this very worthy cause. Thank you.

SI GARNETT (In the words of Mrs G.):

Whilst Si has always been a fan of the water, its fair to say the vast majority of his maritime fame to date has been associated with being ON it, rather than IN it. Hmmm...

Anyway, you know Si, another year, another challenge...cut to Richmond Pool and Si joining the big boys in the fast 'Phelps' lane for alot of lap counting. Things seem to be on track so far - here's hoping the transition from west London swimming suburbia to The Real Sea, with waves, and currents, and big boats is as simple as it sounds for Si 'dolphinman' Garnett. And here's also hoping that the current shortage of Olympic inspired mirrored googles continues, otherwise all those seabass are going to be able to watch themselves clean their teeth for the first time as Si flashes overhead...

Needless to say, I am once again, hugely impressed and wifely-proud of Mr G as he takes on another personal challenge for charidee. If you feel the same, dig deep - and thank you for supporting the guys. Si - remember, where's the honesty?? Swim fast, swim hard, and see you at the other side.

Is it really necessary to use goose fat?

Honest answer?

No.

But it seemed like fun. I mean when else do you get the chance in life to lather up in a bit of goose fat? Probably not often i reckon. Unless you like that kind of thing...not that we are judging. Each to their own.

So, if you are sat at home, bit bored, thinking "what am I going to do with myself?" then feel free to give it a go - and let us know what we are in for.